vagina

vagina
1. (vagina) (33241↑, 4313↓)
The best friend a penis will ever have.

Jack inserted his penis into Jill's vagina and both had fun for hours.

Author: urban pervert http://vagina.urbanup.com/154034
2. (Vagina) (13022↑, 4366↓)
Female genitalia. When aroused, swells and produces a filmy, whitish lubricant. Contains a number of nerve endings, none more senstive than the clitoris, an organ a part of the vagina that is formed from the same tissue as the head of the male penish. Stretchable. Consequently, the wider the penis inserted, the more pleasurable for the woman. However, this is not an elastic wasteband, most women prefer a fairly broad diameter equivalent to that of a fairly thick cucumber. Approximately six inches deep, sometimes more or less depending on the woman. Suffice to say, the value of a long penis dimishes after 8 inches or when lacking in depth. Exit for a baby.

He had a 12 inch swizzle stick and kept ramming his fingers in my vagina. Next time I'll just use a dildo.

3. (vagina) (9098↑, 3186↓)
Something I haven't gotten in a while.

Hey, how's the vagina? I wouldn't know you jerk.

Author: William T Bash http://vagina.urbanup.com/1422249
4. (vagina) (9509↑, 4059↓)
The [vagina] is a buggy, often catastrophically so, feature of the Female Edition of the Human Being version 1.0. After approximately 13 to 16 years of proper operation, the [vagina] becomes problematic and starts failing periodically (no pun intended) around once a month. This in turn leads to the corruption (often permanent) of the mental faculties of the host. Whenever this happens, the individual in question is commonly referred to as "a [bitch]." It is widely expected by pundits and pollsters alike that the [vagina] will be either entirely removed or fixed by the next release of Homo Sapiens Sapiens. When asked about any current patches to resolve this issue in existing organisms, Evolution clearly stated that it has "no resources available at the moment." In addition, it was widely made known by Nature that the [vagina] was a design decision "not fully thought-out." As a result, humanity has suffered the devastating consequences, on a roughly monthly basis.

Jennifer is really furious today, and is acting completely incoherently; it must be her vagina again.

5. (vagina) (8110↑, 2838↓)
My god damn favorite part of my body. Whenever I get turned on a lot, it starts throbbing, possibly getting wet. What feels best is to move your fingers quickly just inside of it, teasing her, then quickly shove your fingers in and move your fingers in a "petting" motion, making sure not to just sit there stabbing it, that doesn't feel to hot. It also gets cranky once a month, which can be a bitch.

My vagina is pink, it smells nice.

6. (vagina) (5160↑, 617↓)
The female reproductive organ. Synonyms include: copher, cunt, pussy, twat, cooter, beaver, fish lips, taco, camel toe, muff, snatch, fuck hole, garage, oven, love button, penis glove, cock sock, cock pocket, JJ, hoohah, bajingo, cum dumpster, sperm bottle, goop chute, slit, trim, quim, pooter, love rug, poontang, poonanie, cooch, tunnel of love, vertical bacon sandwich, bearded clam, cookie, cooleyhopper, nookie, the pink, honey pot, cunny, vag, meat curtains, hatchet wound, putz, fur burger, box, front bottom, gash, kebab, kitty, minge, snapper, catfish, vertical smile, lovebox, love canal, nana, flower, the cum dump, chocha, black hole, sperm sucker, fish sandwich, cock warmer, whisker biscuit, carpet, deep socket, cum craver, cock squeezer, slice of heaven, flesh cavern, the great divide, cherry, tongue depressor, clit slit,laps, fuzz box, fuzzy wuzzy, glory hole, grumble, man in the boat, mud flaps, mound, peach, piss flaps, the fish flap, he furry cup, stench-trench, wizard's sleeve, DNA dumpster, tuna town, split dick, bikini bizkit, cock holster, cockpit, snooch, kitty kat, poody tat, grassy knoll, cold cut combo, Jewel box, rosebud, curly curtains, furry furnace, slop hole, velcro love triangle, nether lips, where Uncle's doodle goes, altar of love, cupid's cupboard, bird's nest, bucket, cock-chafer, love glove, serpent socket, spunk-pot, hairy doughnut, fun hatch, spasm chasm, red lane, stinky speedway, bacon hole, belly entrance, sugar basin, sweet briar, breakfast of champions, wookie, fish mitten, fuck pocket, hump hole, pink circle, silk igloo, scrambled eggs between the legs, black oak, Republic of Labia, juice box, Golden Palace, fetus flaps, skins, sausage wallet, Holiest of Holies, sugar hole, The Death of Adam, home plate, Deer Hoof, Golden Arches, Cats Paw, Mule Nose, Yo Yo Smuggler, Mumbler, Dinner Roll, Crotch Waffle, Piss Fenders, crack, Melvin, Dove Breast, Brakepads, Vedgie, Slurpy, Vacuum Vulva, Pastrami Flaps, Hot Tamaki Walk, Buffalo Gums,Rooster Jaws, Wagon Ruts, Beaver Teeth, Mumble Pants, Ninja Boot, Marcia, Skin Canoe, Fatty, Mossy Jaw, The Big W, Chia Hole, Lip Jeans, Beetle Hood, Hungry Minge, Welly Top, Frum, Pancake Fold, Tongue Roll, Bologna Flap-Over, Furrogi (Poland), Fortune Nookie, Bearded Taco, Calamari Cockring, Displabia, Slot Pocket, Bluntfrunt, Fishamjig, Pole Magnet, Pocket Pie, Clamarama, kitty cage, Chicken's tongue, Conch shell, Crack of heaven, Dog's mouth, Door of life, Fly catcher, Fruit cup, Jelly roll, Lobster pot, bunny tuft, knish, her asshole neighbor, lotus, nappy dugout, moneymaker, womens weapon, tackle box, bone hider, red sea, pizzo, jizz recepticle, The Helmut Hide-A-Way, hairy heaven, furry 8 ball rack, crave cave, arbys with fur, fish canyon, toolshed, snake charmer, Furby, Enchilada of love, Ham sandwich, Camarillo brillo, Brazilian caterpillar, dick rack, boy in the canoe, flesh tuxedo, Mound of Venus, queef quarters, Venus butterfly, cream canal, apple pie, pie, wet mark, private area, thresher, punash, salami garage, slurpee machine, pink cookie, penalty box, ground zero, meat crease, bait, birth canal, holy grail, pole hole, pork pie, fuzz bucket, one-eyed python trail, bubble gum by the bum, stink rink, theme park, saloon doors, pink truffle, bitter & twisted, burger bar, meat counter, temperamental ringpiece, python syphon, big bud, the Wombsday Book, the condo downstate, snake lake, the indoor barbecue, pound cake, beef tomato, tickled pink, launch pad, horn of plenty, the indoor picnic, hamper of goodies, flapped bap, bonefish, close encounter with the turd kind, sperm bank, man's charity bash, bush tucker, midnight dip, the one-door vulva, the welcome opponent, the Twatlantic Ocean, temporary lodgings, field of dreams, bean, cooze, old catchers mitt, devil's hole, lucy, pish buffet, pooswaa, poonaner, davey jones locker, pink panther, tinker bell, south mouth, dick eater, wonder bread, wolly bolly, foxhole, hot pocket, head catcher, Lawrence of A Labia, silk funnel, dick driver, purple people penis eater, ponchita, cherry pop tart, fat rabbit, scunt, pee jaws, mingus, The Notorious V.A.G., dugout, babyoven, penis parking, cooter muffin, the promised land, cha cha, the shrine, bitch ditch, fury pink mink, mammal hole, ever-lasting cum stopper, the toothless blow job, happy flappy, wilt chamberlian's daily glove, the code defierthe salt water taffy factory, mommy's pie, the easy bake oven, the deflower patch, the virginator, the schlong sucker, the dea bone patch, the vegitarian's temptation, the vegan store, the blow hole, the pump protector, bag pipe, Spitball Bullseye, meat wagon, pickle stinker, jezebel's smell, yoni, willys haven, scrumpter, peach, sweat box, yeast pocket, penis warmer, tampon tunnel, penis pothole, cucumber canal, egg drop Box, sperm shack, dick dungeon, cock curator, b.o.b.'s bungalow, mommy parts, tuna pot pie, nice slice, peter vise, rack of clam, peters grove, penis purse, grandest canyon, fish dish, banana box, tuna spread, pink portal, count fapula, red river gorge, happy valley, revolving in/out door, baby zipper, richards house, stop-n-pop, bone polisher, packin shack, weiner wrap, clap trap, dildo hotel, axe gash, pearl hotel, sea food six pack, clam canal, coose canal, dick deposit, wand waxer, vidgie, erie canal, candy kiss, gauntlet, round mound of beehound,lick n' stick, lap flounder, tomahawk chop, chin-chin, pachinko, cuntry pie, lip tip, the big casino, one eyed worm hole, amazon forest, cock cave, fuck donut, coochie pop, babby, wet seal, pissy froth hole, bald biscuit, the unmentionable, mans ruin, peeshie, hairy potter, courtney cocksleve, panty hamster,deep pink, jaws of life, gizmo, faith, cock magnet, slippery slide, Meat tunnel, pink heaven, squid, dick basket, hot spot, poochika, pudding, bowl, love cave, squeeze-box, he bone collector, goodie basket, depository, pink turtleneck, bread-box, little debbie, pole hole, pandora's box,snail tracker, cuntzilla, homebase, pud pocket, bear trap, indian bones and the temple of poon, chanch, big montana, noochie, choot, golden valley, nappy roots, dick mitten, mystical fold, red bread, meat locker, douche luge, pushin cushion, cocktease

I love that tasty vagina.

7. (Vagina) (4890↑, 2204↓)
The box the penis cums in.

A vagina is the best box possible to rap your penis in.

8. (Vagina) (3112↑, 1458↓)
1. female opening to the uterus 2. insult

1. I delivered a baby through my vagina after having sex with a man 9 months prior. 2. You sir, are a vagina.

9. (vagina) (1769↑, 203↓)
something that you come out of when you're born and then spend the rest of your life trying to get back into

vagina is fun to play with

Author: thegreatcornholio http://vagina.urbanup.com/3075884
10. (vagina) (1692↑, 696↓)
vagina is the gate to heaven

the penis is the key to unlock the gate of heaven (vagina)

11. (Vagina) (1267↑, 580↓)
The female genitalia, also the most sexual part of the female body. It's said that practicing cunnilingus is the most wonderful thing you can do for a woman, and expresses love, admiration, and it makes her look sexy......but given the purposefully-mysterious nature of women, these have yet to be confirmed as "fact". Nevertheless, pussy always drives ANYONE crazy.

"I always loved pussy, but back when I was in 7th grade, I was called a fag because I preferred pussy over tits. YOU'RE ALL IDIOTS\!" -me "If I had a girlfriend and we were extremely intimate, I'd have my fun with pleasing that sleek, hot, luscious, succulent pussy of hers. ^.^ ^.^ ^.^ There are SO MANY ways to have fun with pussy. ^-^ ^-^ ^-^ You can rub it, lick it, massage it, stick it, cuddle it, stroke it, and MORE\!" -me

12. (vagina) (896↑, 227↓)
A sacred portal through which all light, goodness, rejuvenation, joy and ecstasy may enter the human form.

That woman has a vagina.

Author: Mike the Ekim http://vagina.urbanup.com/1734213
13. (vagina) (966↑, 478↓)
The body part all boys wish they had and all girls are proud of

A girl wearing a skirt kicked the boy in the balls. As he was on his knees holding his balls in pain, he looked up at her. The girl lifted her skirt; she had no underwear on, and the boy could clearly see her vagina opening. He immediately envied her vagina, which never hurt as much as his balls did when kicked.

14. (vagina) (463↑, 30↓)
also known as the "pussy" its most commonly found in the southern region of the female body, feeding mainly on dicks and tampons, occasionally fingers, tongues, and dildos. its natural pray, the penis, penetrates the vagina with it's stealth attack while the pussy's only defense mechanism is its fatal grip, repeatedly choking the wang until it throws up. non-domestic vaginas roam wild and free in some isolated areas called BUSHES

he stuck his penis in her vagina

15. (vagina) (758↑, 348↓)
The genitalia for a woman. Used naturally for sexual intercourse, which was also created to be pleasing. Sexual intercourse will also result in procreation, furthuring the extent of the human race, as it was created to be.

Many people feel akward talking about vagina or penis because they are often used in extremely inappropriate forms, particularly on this website.

Author: Phrigajiblenoghip http://vagina.urbanup.com/682675
16. (Vagina) (596↑, 213↓)
A Woman's lower genitals. A.K.A- poontang, pussy, bearded clam, vertical smile, beaver, cunt, trim, hair pie, bearded ax wound, tuna taco, fur burger, cooch, cooter, punani, snatch, twat, lovebox, box, cookie, fuckhole, love canal, flower, nana, pink taco, cat, catcher's mitt, muff, roast beef curtains, the cum dump, chocha, black hole, sperm sucker, fish sandwich, cock warmer, whisker biscuit, carpet, love hole, deep socket, cum craver, cock squeezer, slice of heaven, flesh cavern, the great divide, cherry, tongue depressor, clit slit, hatchet wound, honey pot, quim, meat massager, chacha, stinkhole, black hole of calcutta, cock socket, pink taco, bottomless pit, dead clam, cum crack, twat, rattlesnake canyon, bush, cunny, flaps, fuzz box, fuzzy wuzzy, gash, glory hole, grumble, man in the boat, mud flaps, mound, peach, pink, piss flaps, the fish flap, love rug, vadge, the furry cup, stench-trench, wizard's sleeve, DNA dumpster, tuna town, split dick, bikini bizkit, cock holster, cockpit, snooch, kitty kat, poody tat, grassy knoll, cold cut combo, Jewel box, rosebud, curly curtains, furry furnace, slop hole, velcro love triangle, nether lips, where Uncle's doodle goes, altar of love, cupid's cupboard, bird's nest, bucket, cock-chafer, love glove, serpent socket, spunk-pot, hairy doughnut, fun hatch, spasm chasm, red lane, stinky speedway, bacon hole, belly entrance, nookie, sugar basin, sweet briar, breakfast of champions, wookie, fish mitten, fuckpocket, hump hole, pink circle, silk igloo, scrambled eggs between the legs, black oak, Republic of Labia, juice box, Golden Palace, fetus flaps, skins, sausage wallet. Holiest of Holies, sugar hole, The Death of Adam, home plate, Deer Hoof, Golden Arches, Cats Paw, Mule Nose, Yo Yo Smuggler, Mumbler (Aussie), Dinner Roll, Crotch Waffle, Piss Fenders, crack, Melvin, Dove Breast, Brakepads, Vedgie, Slurpy, Vacuum Vulva, Pastrami Flaps, Hot Tamaki Walk, Buffalo Gums, Rooster Jaws, Wagon Ruts, Beaver Teeth, Mumble Pants (Sweden), Ninja Boot, Marcia (Aussie), Skin Canoe, Fatty, Mossy Jaw, The Big W, Chia Hole, Lip Jeans, Beetle Hood, Hungry Minge, Sausage Wallet, Front Bottom, Welly Top, Frum, Pancake Fold, Tongue Roll, Bologna Flap-Over, Furrogi (Poland), Fortune Nookie (China), Bearded Taco, Calamari Cockring, Displabia, Slot Pocket, Bluntfrunt, Fishamjig, Pole Magnet, Pocket Pie, Clamarama, kitty cage, Chicken's tongue, Conch shell, Crack of heaven, Dog's mouth, Door of life, Fly catcher, Fruit cup, Jelly roll, Lobster pot, bunny tuft, KNISH, her asshole neighbor, lotus, nappy dugout, moneymaker, womens weapon, tackle box, bone hider, red sea, pizzo, JIZZ RECEPTICLE, The Helmut Hide-A-Way, hairy heaven, furry 8 ball rack, crave cave, arbys with fur, fish canyon, toolshed, snake charmer, Furby, Enchilada of love, Ham sandwich, Camarillo brillo, Brazilian caterpillar, dick rack, boy in the canoe, flesh tuxedo, Mound of Venus, queef quarters, Venus butterfly, cooter, cream canal, poontang pie, wet mark, private area, thresher, punash, salami garage, tunnel of love, slurpee machine, pink cookie, penalty box, ground zero, meat crease, bait, birth canal, holy grail, pole hole, pork pie, fuzz bucket, one-eyed python trail, bubble gum by the bum, stink rink, theme park, saloon doors, pink truffle, bitter & twisted, burger bar, meat counter, temperamental ringpiece, python syphon, big bud, the Wombsday Book, the condo downstate, snake lake, the indoor barbecue, pound cake, beef tomato, tickled pink, launch pad, horn of pl enty, the indoor picnic, hamper of goodies, flapped bap, bonefish, close encounter with the turd kind, sperm bank, man's charity bash, bush tucker, midnight dip, the one-door vulva, the welcome opponent, the Twatlantic Ocean, temporary lodgings, field of dreams, bean, cooze, old catchers mitt, devil's hole, lucy, pish buffet, pooswaa, poonaner, davey jones locker, pink panther, tinker bell, south mouth, dick eater, wonder bread, wolly bolly, foxhole, hot pocket, head catcher, Lawrence of A Labia, silk funnel, dick driver, purple people penis eater, meat curtains, ponchita, cherry pop tart, fat rabbit, scunt, pee jaws, mingus, The Notorious V.A.G., stench trench, poon jab, nappy dugout, babyoven, penis parking, cooter muffin, the promised land, cock pocket, cha cha, the shrine, bitch ditch, fury pink mink, mammal hole, ever-lasting cum stopper, the toothless blow job, happy flappy, wilt chamberlian's daily glove, the code defierthe salt water taffy factory, mommy's pie, the easy bake oven, the deflower patch, the virginator, the schlong sucker, the dea bone patch, the vegitarian's temptation, the vegan store, the blow hole, the pump protector, bag pipe, Spitball Bullseye, meat wagon, pickle stinker, jezebel's smell, yoni, willys haven, scrumpter, peach, sweat box, yeast pocket, penis warmer, tampon tunnel, penis pothole, cucumber canal, egg drop Box, sperm shack, dick dungeon, cock curator, b.o.b.'s bungalow, mommy parts, tuna pot pie, nice slice, peter vise, cock sock, rack of clam, peters grove, penis purse, grandest canyon, fish dish, banana box, tuna spread, pink portal, count fapula, red river gorge, happy valley, revolving in/out door, baby zipper, richards house, stop-n-pop, bone polisher, packin shack, weiner wrap, clap trap, camel toe, dildo hotel, axe gash, pearl hotel, sea food six pack, clam canal, coose canal, dick deposit, wand waxer, vidgie, erie canal, candy kiss, gauntlet, round mound of beehound,lick n' stick, lap flounder, tomahawk chop, chin-chin, pachinko, cuntry pie, lip tip, the big casino, one eyed worm hole, amazon forest, cock cave, fuckdonut, coochie pop, babby, wet seal, pissy froth hole, bald biscuit, the unmentionable, mans ruin, peeshie, hairy potter, courtney cocksleve, panty hamster,deep pink, jaws of life, gizmo, faith, cock magnet, slippery slide, Meat tunnel, pink heaven, squid, dick basket, hot spot, poochika, pudding, bowl, love cave, squeeze-box, quim, honey pot, the bone collector, goodie basket, depository, pink turtleneck, bread-box, little debbie, pole hole, pandora's box,snail tracker, cuntzilla, homebase, pud pocket, bear trap, indian bones and the temple of poon, chanch, big montana, noochie, choot, golden valley, nappy roots, dick mitten, mystical fold

Tom Cruise is a Vagina\!

17. (vagina) (521↑, 205↓)
Guarded by the clitoris and ass hole, this dark, wet and aromatic cave is meant to be the resting place of the elusive G-spot. Note that the G-spot, like dragons, vampires and other cave dwelling mythical beasts have not been proven to exist, and are unlikely to be in the near future, genetic engineering aside. Note that the vagina, like draculas wive's, is a double edged sword. It often gives untold pleasures and after 9 months sucks the life out of you\! Vaginas are often used as bait to capture unsuspecting males, they can be found in bars and clubs across the world touting for a new host. Unlike sport fishermen who also use bait to catch their prey, vagina owners are unlikey to just take a picture of their catch and let it go. Most species who observe a reliance on other animals tend to have a symbiotic relationship with their provider, the leech is an example of this, they take what they need and leave. Vagina owners tend to take everything and leave just an empty shell, note that this does not mean other vagina owners will not try to snare the shell and remove the last scrapings of humanity.

"Her vagina was his downfall, without it she would have had no power over him." "A vagina, a vagina, my kingdom for a vagina" - King Richard III's lesser knowing saying in Shakespeares play, this scene edited out to fit the play into a 2 hour show.

18. (Vagina) (1838↑, 1528↓)
George W. Bush, our \\"President.\\"

I can\\'t believe that a vagina runs our country.

19. (Vagina) (452↑, 181↓)
Billy Ray Cyrus (born William Ray Cyrus; August 25, 1961)[1] is a Grammy Award-nominated American country music singer, songwriter and actor from Flatwoods, Kentucky, best known for his Number One single "Achy Breaky Heart." Cyrus, a multi-platinum selling recording artist, has scored a total of eight top-ten singles on the U.S. Billboard Hot Country Songs chart. His most successful album to date is the debut of Some Gave All, which has been certified 9× Multi-Platinum in the United States. The album also has sold more than 20 million copies worldwide. In his career, he has released 29 charted singles, of which 15 charted in the Top 40. From the year 2001 to 2004, Cyrus starred in the television show Doc. The show was about a country doctor who moved from Montana to New York City. In late 2005, he also began to co-star in the Disney Channel series, Hannah Montana, with daughter Miley Cyrus. The show has been on the air for three seasons.

Miley cyrus: daddy\! that was great lesbo sex.. but why do you have a vagina?? instead of a penis? Billy ray cyrus: gee I dont know.. I think my penis shriveled and died when i realeased my one hit wonder\!\!\! "ackey breaky heart"

Author: Joe Sh\!t the rag man http://vagina.urbanup.com/3583860
20. (vagina) (392↑, 140↓)
1) A hole that guys wish they could stay in forever. 2) Something guys want that can cost a lot of money. 3) A guys favorite play toy.

I lost my vagina. Can I borrow yours?

21. (Vagina) (544↑, 321↓)
that sweet, sweet hot spot that i love for someone to lick.

I just want you to stick ya penis in mah vagina.

22. (vagina) (295↑, 117↓)
The best place on Earth\!

Jenny's vagina is fucking awesome\!

23. (vagina) (225↑, 59↓)
the happiest place on earth

i have a vagina =) haha

24. (Vagina) (230↑, 74↓)
V.A.G.I.N.A. - Very Appealing Gap In Nested Area

Men often initiate verbal communication with a woman (in the NFL off season) because she possesses a VAGINA. (\{\})

Author: fiberoptimist http://vagina.urbanup.com/2816425
25. (vagina) (313↑, 166↓)
Female genitalia. also referred to as: Abyss, The Afro clam Almeja Axe wound Bacon strip Badly wrapped kebab Bajingo Bald man in a boat BAP (Bad Ass Pussy) Bologna curtains Baloney sandwich Bearded clam Bearded taco Beaver Beaver Cleaver Beefgina Beef curtain Beef garage Beef jacket Bermuda triangle Biff Biffen Birdy Birth cannon Bitchcake Bizzle Black cat with its throat cut Black hole Of Calcunta Blood tap Blurt Bone hone Bone yard Boogina Bottomless pit Box Box lunch at the Y Boy in the boat Breakfast Breakfast of champions Buhgina Bulldog's lip Bunny Bush Cake Camel hoof Camel toe Camp coochie Catcher's mitt Catfish Cathedral Cathouse Cauliflower Cave Cha-cha Chia pet Chocha Choochi snorcher Chopped ham Chuff Chumino Clam Clamato fountain Clamburger Clodge Clown's pocket Cock cave Cock cozy Cock garage Cock holster Cock milk Cock pit Cock pocket Cock sheath Cock socket Cock tub Cockwash Cod canal Concha Conill Cooch Coochie Cookie Coon Coonie Coont Cootch Cooter Cooz(e) Cradle of filth Creamery, The Crotch cobbler Crotch mackerel Crotch taco Cum bucket Cum canal Cum catcher Cum dumpster Cum target Cunny Cunt Cunti Dank diner Delta of Venus Dent Dick dent Dick depot Dick dock Dick drive Dick holster Dick sharpener Dick shed Dick's crib Dicky Dino Dirty cumpie Ditch Divit DNA dumpster DNA slurpee machine Dripping slit Droog Dyke snack Easy bake oven Everlasting Gobstuffer Fadge Fandango Fertile delta, The Festering wound Filthy hatchet wound Finger warmer Fish factory Fish fanny Fish hole Fish pie Fish taco Flaming lips Flange Flesh curtains Flesh flute case Flesh tuxedo Flesh wallet Flesh wound Flounder, The Flower Fluff Fluffy sausage wallet Fluttering love wallet Foo foo Foof Foofy bird Fortune nookie Foster home of Peter the Orphan Foufoune Four-lipped man eater Framazama French poodle Front-butt Frothing gash Fuck hole Fuffle Fun bun Fun tunnel Fur pie Furback turtle Furburger Furby Furry horse collar Furry front bottom Fuzz box Fuzzy cup Fuzzy lap flounder Fuzzy puddle Fuzzy taco Gange Gap Gaper Gaping hole Garage of love Gash Gator grip Gina Ginch Giner Giney Gingerbread Gleaming mound of Venus Glory hole Glory road Gnash God's master plan Golden gully Goldmine Goo pot Gooey man trap Gouge Grand Canyon Gravy boat Grilled cheese Growler Gutted hampster Gutted rabbit Gynie Haddock pasty Hair pie Hairy beaver Hairy bike rack Hairy checkbook Hairy cherry Hairy clam Hairy cream pie Hairy harmonica Hairy hatchet wound Hairy headache Hairy Manilow Hairy Mary Hairy scar Hairy taco Hamburger Ham sandwich Hatchet wound Heart-shaped box Her Hey nonny nonny Hidey hole Hina Hinge Hole Home plate Honeyhole Honeypot Hoo-ha Hoo-hoo Hooch Hoon Hootch Hootchie Hootchie pop Horizontal fishcake Hot Box Hot pocket Hot quivering love-purse Hotdog bun Hummer hole Illnana In hole, The Jack in the box Jack Nastyface Jellyroll Jizz receptacle Juice box Kini Kit-Kat Kitty Knob gobbler Knots landing Koo koo Kookooyumyumpoon Kooter KuntLabbe Landing strip Lap flounder Lips that never speak Lobster claw Lotus flower Love muscle Love muffin Love pudding Love tunnel Lower lips Man's ruin Map of Tasmania (Tasi) Meal ticket Meat curtains Meat grinder Meat muffin Meat napkin Meat slipper Meat wallet Meatloaf Mejillon Miffy Minge Minnie's pearl Miss Pussy Missile silo Moan pie Momma's silk purse Mommy button Money box Money maker Monkey Mooch Moose knuckle, The Moose's lip Mother Theresa Motherload Mound Mrs. Sphincter's next door neighbor Mucker Muckhole Mud flaps Muff Muff monster Muffhole Muffin Muffler Muffy Munch box Mushy mushy Mutton chops Mutton flaps Na-na Na-ner na-ner pudding Nappy canoe Nappy dugout Nethermeats Ninja slipper Nipper Nookie Nooner Oak tree planter Old bacon strip Old Mother Hubbard Old toothless Oonie Orchid boat Organ grinder Otter's pocket Oval office Oyster taco Panocha Panty hamster Passion flower Patona Peach Peach fish Pearl pit Pecan Pattie Pecker-snot repository Pee bug Peeper Pelt Penis holster Penis penitentiary Penis piranha Penis pocket PenisStation, The Peter pleaser Peter's punching bag Phat rabbit Pink brownie cake Pink canoe Pink lipped custard sucker Pink lips Pink palace Pink panda Pink petaled posie Pink pie Pink pit of pleasure Pink stink Pink taco Pinkly stinkly Pish Piss curtains Piss flaps Plewie Po-po Pocketbook Poke hole Pookie Poon Poonani Poontang Poontang pie Pootnanny Pork danglies Poosazi Pooter Pootie poo Pootietang Pooty poo Postage stamp (you lick it, you stick it, you send it on its way) Pot holder Prayer muffin Prick pit Promised Land, The Pu-jar Puddin pie Pudi Pumpkin blossom Puna Punani Puni Pushin' cushion Pussy Putang Puter Puty pu Quiff Quim Quinnie Quivering mound of love pudding Raw oyster Receptacle, The Red haired lass Red snapper Roast beef curtain Roast beef pita Rocket pocket Rod roaster Rooster fish Rosebud Round mound of repound Rug Rusty axe wound Sacapuntas Sagging bacon cones Salami sandwich Salmon scented semen sucker Sausage wallet Scrunt Seafood taco Sex hole Shnush Shooting range Shrimp boat Shrimp pie Shutters of love Silk igloo, The Slice Skunk guts Slickety squid Slime slit Slimey slot Slippery sheath Slit Slobbering bulldog Sloppy joe Sloppy oyster Slot A Slug's belly Smackey Smelly jelly hole Smoo Snack box Snack pack Snake charmer Snapper Snatch Snizzle Snotty lips Snutch Soft taco South mouth Southern smile, The Spam castanet Sperm bank Sperm belcher Sperm harbor Split-faced hair shark Split knish Splittail Spock-socket Spunk locker Spunk pit Squashed hedgehog Squirt bucket Squishy Stanky Stench trench Sticky bun Stink hole Stinkinoonie Stinky krinky Stinky pink Stuffed stocking Sugar walls Sweaty burrito Sweet spot Sword swallower Taffy puller Tang Tasty little morsel Tinkleflower Treasure chest Tri-fold floppy Trout basket Tulip Tuna melt Tuna taco Tuna town Tuna tunnel Tuna 'n' whiskers Tunnel Tunnel of love Turkey beard Turkey curtains Tutu Twat Twat waffle Twisted taco Two fingered fish mitten Two-lips Underwear oyster Upside down taco V Vadge Vagittyfidgit

1. Damn\! her tuna taco tasted like fish\! 2. I gave it to her straight in her jizz receptacle. 3. My girlfriend loves putting stuff into her hairy cherry. 4. She's so flexible, she can almost lick her own vagina\!

26. (Vagina) (195↑, 64↓)
Man's Best Friend.

I love the vagina.

27. (vagina) (209↑, 79↓)
The part of a female body tucked between her legs. It lubricates itself during sex when the penis is inserted into it. Once sperm has been ejaculated into it, the eggs are fertilized and 9 months later a baby pops out. Usually hairy but I shave mine.

I like it when random boys want to stick their dicks in my vagina. It feels so good.

Author: ihate the yankees http://vagina.urbanup.com/3065711
28. (vagina) (224↑, 112↓)
looking up vagina? you gotta be fucking kidding me.

seriously? looking up vagina??? you suck.

Author: urban asshole http://vagina.urbanup.com/4719575
29. (vagina) (185↑, 90↓)
A penis's dream to go to.

I'd love my dick to go in to Jessica Alba's vagina.

30. (vagina) (110↑, 22↓)
*The Best Engine in the World* It can be started with one finger... It takes any size piston... and it changes its own oil every 4 weeks. It is only a pity that the management system is so fucking tempermental.

Vagina = Engine

Author: the trans am guy http://vagina.urbanup.com/4657116
31. (Vagina) (150↑, 64↓)
my breakfast

This morning I ate my gf's vagina.

32. (vagina) (112↑, 27↓)
best fucking thing ever. period.

wow, i like that vagina.

33. (Vagina) (323↑, 239↓)
a greeting or salutation. Used exactly like the word "Aloha." Can be used at the end of ANY conversation whether it be on the phone, in person, or through e-mail. Sometimes used in conjunction with an exiting flick of the hand.

John: "Dude, that was a killer burrito\! Thanks for taking me to lunch. See ya later\!" Brendan: "No problem, man. Vagina."

34. (Vagina) (119↑, 39↓)
Something that women possess, and all men desire.

I want to lick her Vagina

35. (Vagina) (108↑, 29↓)
A womans holiest of holies.

Jules: Ain't no fuckin' ballpark neither. Now look, maybe your method of massage differs from mine, but, you know, touchin' his wife's feet, and stickin' your tongue in her Holiest of Holies(Vagina), ain't the same fuckin' ballpark, it ain't the same league, it ain't even the same fuckin' sport. Look, foot massages don't mean shit.

Author: pseudonymabc123 http://vagina.urbanup.com/3957728
36. (Vagina) (80↑, 21↓)
The most magical place in all the world.

Person 1: What are you doing today? Person 2: I'm going to the most magical place in all the world\! Person 1: Jamaica?? Person 2: No idiot\! The vagina. Person 1: Lucky...

37. (Vagina) (265↑, 208↓)
A vagina is a personal part on a girls body. Guys love the vagina, some girls even love it\! Used for sex

Put that dick in ya vagina

38. (Vagina) (141↑, 86↓)
The instrument that women have used and will continue to use to take advantage of men. The primary source of female power. Men invented and built the modern world. Then women used the power of the pussy to trick men into handing it over to them. Did you know that women are wealthier than men?

Without their tits and vaginas, a women would have much less influence.

39. (vagina) (234↑, 182↓)
"a warm cocoon of love and privacy" - Jerry O'Keefe (Evan Farmer)

"I finally figured out how to save my relationship with Erin and me. I am going to turn this place into a warm cocoon of love and privacy." "You're turning this place into a vagina?\!"

40. (vagina) (227↑, 181↓)
The female sex organs and genetalia. Often desired by persons of the opposite sex and sometimes of the same sex. Also the butt end of many jokes.

Maude Lebowski: Does the female form make you uncomfortable, Mr. Lebowski? The Dude: Uh, is that what this is a picture of? Maude Lebowski: In a sense, yes. My art has been commended as being strongly vaginal which bothers some men. The word itself makes some men uncomfortable. Vagina. The Dude: Oh yeah? Maude Lebowski: Yes, they don't like hearing it and find it difficult to say whereas without batting an eye a man will refer to his dick or his rod or his Johnson.

41. (Vagina) (67↑, 25↓)
The best thing since sliced bread.

He wasn't that attracted to me until he saw my vagina. After then i couldn't get him off me.

42. (Vagina) (62↑, 24↓)
Something that you most definitely aren't getting if you're actually looking it up on Urban Dictionary.

Guy 1: Haha, look, i'm looking up Vagina on Urban Dictionary. Guy 2: Tool.

43. (vagina) (54↑, 21↓)
1. the reason life exists 2. a source of addiction for even the most tough minded men 3. a tool used by women to control men and force them to submit to their insane demands 4. the only place a penis truly feels at home 5. the only thing that makes life worth living

Offspring are the involuntary bi-product of man's insatiable appetite for the vagina.

Author: muffdiver1000 http://vagina.urbanup.com/4189930
44. (vagina) (90↑, 58↓)
Female genetalia. Has an opening in which the male penis can be inserted. Is also the opening through which the baby leaves the female body. When sexually aroused, the vagina becomes moist allowing easier penetration.

Biology teacher: "Can anyone tell me the function of the vagina?" Schoolboy sniggering from all around.

45. (vagina) (46↑, 16↓)
In Economics: a form of payment, and accepted in more places than Visa.

I'll pay for that beer with my Vagina.

46. (Vagina) (119↑, 89↓)
a type of water gun

I shot my friend with my vagina.

47. (vagina) (193↑, 165↓)
the best thing known to man

i fucking worship vagina. i'd like to liv in 1.

48. (Vagina) (54↑, 31↓)
The only thing worth living for. you can use it to cream pie a girl. some guys enjoy "eating" it but others prefer to "touch" it. Personally i just like to stick my magic stick in.

Man Amber has a nice vagina.

49. (Vagina) (45↑, 25↓)
Christ between thighs

"Dude, I slammed that vagina last nite."

Author: colin raymond http://vagina.urbanup.com/4691396
50. (vagina) (70↑, 51↓)
The private pubic area located in the nether region of the female body [Down Town].

With a wink, she asked if he was going "Down Town" on her vagina later.

51. (Vagina) (37↑, 19↓)
The greatest thing known to mankind

Joe's beastly dick banged Jennifers vagina.

52. (Vagina) (26↑, 9↓)
Vagina is the gateway to paradise and heaven or could be the gateway to child support and depression. You never know, so becareful guys and now you may "Enter the Dragon." Wait, fuck the dragon and "Enter the Vagina." Much better.

[vagina][beaver] [pussy] [cunt] [dragon] [cooch] [cockpit]

Author: Grand Master Cocky http://vagina.urbanup.com/4421492
53. (vagina) (41↑, 25↓)
a tasty treat

my vagina smells like sugarcane but taste like flowers

54. (vagina) (21↑, 10↓)
The axe wound found on women or an adventure play ground found right next to a sewerage outlet. It can be bald, hairy, a landing strip, trimmed and manicured. It can be smelly - like fish - taste tangy or if you are lucky, be completely neutral and delicious - you'll growl for hours if this is the case. Can also be an ini or an outi - look like a badly packed kebab or a nice sweet freshly cut mango\!

Bob was at the local pub and saw a nice looking gal, he said to his mate Phil "I wouldn't mind going the growl on that vagina." meaning touging her out.

55. (Vagina) (33↑, 23↓)
What man desire to poke into it

Hubai:ilove vagina

Author: Vagina Loveer http://vagina.urbanup.com/3770126
56. (vagina) (21↑, 12↓)
its not a clown car

Bill:you heard about the octomom? Ted:geez dont get me started. its a vagina not a clown car.

57. (Vagina) (12↑, 4↓)
In a male's lifetime, it is his overall goal to obtain this object. In many societies, after a male captures and tames this object he is praised and also looked down upon for stretching it out.

"hey bill, i heard sindy let you get a look at her [vagina]." Bill begins to run...

Author: the bacon patrol http://vagina.urbanup.com/5080919
58. (vagina) (13↑, 5↓)
A lady's sexual part.

A vagina is used for sexual intercourse.

59. (Vagina) (32↑, 24↓)
Used where one normally uses "Pussy" to mean "someone who is weak or cowardly". An intentional misunderstanding of the slang term for comedic effect.

"I am a vagina when it comes to horror movies." "You're scared of heights? Dude, don't be such a vagina."

60. (vagina) (14↑, 7↓)
See [pussy]. Only pansies and sex-ed teachers use the word "vagina".

Jill: My vagina feels funny. Joe: ....the fuck is a vagina?

61. (Vagina) (12↑, 5↓)
The thing that will at some point take over a straight man's (or lesbian woman's. Depends how you roll) life.

Man 1: Remember when we were little and played games and stuff? Man 2: Yea, that was great. Man 1: Yea...what the hell happened? Man 2: We discovered vagina.

62. (Vagina) (11↑, 5↓)
The thing that is man's most favorite thing. Something men play with on the weekends.

Last Saturday Nicole and I had sex and I licked her vagina.

Author: Nom Nom babies http://vagina.urbanup.com/5520543
63. (vagina) (14↑, 8↓)
the soft genitals of a lady under her undergarments; cavemen used this for sharpening spears and/or getting hard.

Caveman..."Hey can i sharpen my spear"? Cavewoman..."Sure, just use my [vagina]".

Author: craneballz555 http://vagina.urbanup.com/5188662
64. (vagina) (5↑, 1↓)
a girls private part

she has a tight vaGINA

Author: ghjkjhgfvdcfghjkiuy http://vagina.urbanup.com/5939833
65. (Vagina) (4↑, 1↓)
A penis' bestfriend.

Curtis put his penis into Jill's vagina and had fun for hours.

66. (vagina) (9↑, 6↓)
The gate way to human pleasure. Don't get to excited about that. It does come at a terrible price known as a women.

I entered the vagina and paid the price. I was [nag]ged and [bitch]ed at all day.

Author: badgerman5566 http://vagina.urbanup.com/5554787
67. (Vagina) (11↑, 8↓)
Another name for food..

hmmm i think catey mayhew should go get some vagina

Author: Danns pee pee http://vagina.urbanup.com/4791775
68. (Vagina) (94↑, 91↓)
It's moist, and it's soft. Then the kissing and spanking starts. It gets moister. Then it's time to stick it in, and it goes in like a torpedo. -Steven Barnett, when asked to describe a vagina

I should attack that vagina with my torpedo\!

69. (Vagina) (2↑, 1↓)
Something you will never receive if you are looking “vagina” up on www.urbandictionary.com.

You’re such a fucking loner if you look up vagina on UD.

70. (Vagina) (2↑, 1↓)
Vagina is a type of fish dish known for it's delectable moistness and faint fishy taste. It is served with a clear watery sauce and traditionally eaten without the use of hands or any utensils.

"How come you never let me eat vagina anymore? Yours is so good\!"

Author: Dr. Billy Ecstencil http://vagina.urbanup.com/6145935
71. (Vagina) (0↑, 0↓)
The best fuckin bouncy house you'll ever find, made by the pilgrims to bring joy to the little Indian babies. A fun warm place shared by many, bouncing to hard in this bouncy house galore may spawn angry beavers to bite your privates.

Damn, that's one high quality vagina Im tryna bounce in that bitch all night. DEWD\! watch out that beavers gonna bite your pecker\!

Author: Steven Dacquisto http://vagina.urbanup.com/6389662
72. (Vagina) (0↑, 0↓)
The female pleasure center and reproductive tool, whose needs men mistakenly believe they can satisfy while their women fake contentment and sneak into the bathroom later to find the real thing.

Maria stroked her lonely vagina consolingly.

73. (vagina) (1↑, 1↓)
why in the hell are you looking up vagina on urban dictionary?

you obviously have a vagina

74. (vagina) (0↑, 0↓)
The sex organ of a female, leading from a woman's external genitals to the cervix of the uterus. During sexual intercourse, a man's penis (male sexual organ protruding from his crotch) must be inserted into the vagina and thrusted up and down to stimulate the female.

While having sex with my boyfriend, I felt him tracing my vagina with the tip of his tongue. He thrust his penis into her vagina during sexual intercourse.

75. (vagina) (0↑, 0↓)
axe wound – badly wrapped kebab – bald man in a boat – bean – bearded clam – bearded oyster – beaver – beefcurtain – beef curtain – birth cannon – blue waffle – box – bread – buju – camel's foot – camel toe – candy – chach – cha cha – cherry – chocha – cho-cho – chonch – choot – clit – cooch – coochie – cookie – coosie – cooter – cuder – cunny – cunt – cunt punt – cutty – cut up – fanny – fish taco – flange – fuck hole – fur burger – fur pie – gap – gash – growler – hair burger – hair pie – ham wallet – hatchet wound – hoo-hoo – hot pocket – incision – kitty – kooch – kuder – lip – lunchmeat – mangina – man in the boat – meat wallet – minge – moose knuckle – muff – muffin – nappy dugout – neden – nookie – open wound – pink canoe – pink sausage wallet – pink taco – pink velvet sausage wallet – piss flaps – poon – poonaner – poonani – poontang – poon tang pie – pootang – poo tang – pootie tang – the promised land– punani – punanni – puss – pussy – putang – pu-tang – quif – quiff – quim – quivering mound of love pudding – roast beef – roast beef curtains – slit – smush mitten – snatch – snizz – soggy box – sprained vagina – tampon tunnel – tang – trim – tunnel of love – twat – vadge – vag – vajayjay – vertical smile – whispering eye – woo – woogit – wugget – wuss

dude 1: How many words are there for [vagina] dude 2: Go to urban dictionary and look it up\!

76. (vagina) (126↑, 126↓)
a female part to look at when female is wearing a little or no clothes

a man walks into a bar and looks at a female wearing [booty shorts], the female says : what are you looking at?. the man says: at your vagina, duh\!\!\!

77. (Vagina) (0↑, 1↓)
An inverted Penis

Person 1: You have such a Trent Person 2: I have a Corey, You just have a Vagina.

78. (Vagina) (10↑, 11↓)
WOW who the fuck looks this up\! if u do ur probaly expecting a picture or some shit\!

she has a vagina i liked her vagina i put my penis in her vagina

Author: tevion123456789 http://vagina.urbanup.com/5235967
79. (vagina) (3↑, 5↓)
the magical tunnel of joy where everything is great. but if lube is not applied and the male gets too excited both them and the partner will catch on fire ... and continue there intercourse because they don't care about the fire.

oh god ... were on fire, butttt we dont care POUND POUND POUND\!\!\!\!\! vagina

Author: whythehellwouldinotdothis? http://vagina.urbanup.com/5657106
80. (Vagina) (0↑, 3↓)
The box a penis comes in.

What is the definition of "Vagina"? It's the box the penis comes in.

81. (Vagina) (3↑, 6↓)
The box that controls every man's life. Also known as a [clown car].

Woman: You don't do anything around the house\! Man: Say's who? Woman: My vagina. Now step it up or its going back in the cave. Man: Yes dear...

82. (Vagina) (6↑, 9↓)
The lukeworm hole in the girls crotch. Also The Lukeworm hole in the crotch where the women is formed around.

You see that womens crotch? Yeah thats a vagina.

83. (vagina) (19↑, 22↓)
where girls love to spend to their time

my girl loves to stay the nite with my vagina

Author: best lesbians http://vagina.urbanup.com/3786904
84. (vagina) (2↑, 6↓)
credit card slot

vagina, credit card slot, pussy

Author: my-sweet-flower http://vagina.urbanup.com/5763583
85. (Vagina) (7↑, 11↓)
Vagina is the Capital of Saskatchewan, Canada.

We're going to Vagina today, boys \!\!\! VAGINA

Author: Mashmallow2903 http://vagina.urbanup.com/5322960
86. (Vagina) (10↑, 14↓)
1: The root of all pain and evil. 2: The worst friend a penis can ever have. 3: The sole reason men endure abuse above a certain level. 4: The antidote for rational thinking and human decency. 5: Nothing a man can't live without. 6: What women use to define themselves, also what they use to harm men. 7: An excuse for anything a woman does, or if it pleases her the reason a man victimized her (aka something other than what she told him to) 8: A source of orgasm not attached to a mans arm.

Kathryn used her vagina to seduce Timothy, who later regretted it and broke off the entanglement. Afterward Kathryn said he abused her because she had a vagina. Any responsibility for her role in things was excused because she has a vagina.

Author: Dry Rubber Chicken http://vagina.urbanup.com/5110274
87. (vagina) (2↑, 7↓)
A vagina is something you'll never get if you spend your time looking up the word vagina on Urban Dictionary.

guy: What you do all day? other guy: I went on the internet and looked of the definition to vagina guy:......fag *walks away*

88. (vagina) (6↑, 11↓)
A different way to call someone a [pussy].

Jim: "I'm not playing [COD] anymore\! There are just too many fucking [hackers]\!" Jon: "Stop being such a vagina\! [Grow a pair], will you?"

89. (Vagina) (5↑, 11↓)
The box a penis comes in\!

Her vagina tingled

Author: ZERO the Anti-Hero http://vagina.urbanup.com/4775364
90. (vagina) (4↑, 11↓)
Something only found in the kitchen

When Jack found his vagina watching t.v., it was over.

91. (Vagina) (7↑, 14↓)
A rare sea mammal said to live in the depths of the ocean. no one has actually ever seen a vagina but they have been comonly mentioned in myths and legends. flava flav is hugely responsible for the publicity of the vagina.

Wow i have never actually seen a vagina it must be magical. Only an erin would know.

92. (Vagina) (25↑, 32↓)
Sci. name - Pussius Cuntiholus Other terms - cunt, credit card swiper, minge, raw meat, etc.. A pair of lips that have been mysteriously positioned sideways as an act of disgrace by god, with the mustache placed in a normal position (referred to as pubic hair). In its natural habitat, known as "knickers" or "thongs", Pussius Cuntiholus can be found internationally in the most extreme of environmental conditions. However, it faces extinction due to its redundancy, seeing as many penises (the vagina's counterpart) are finding means to release their sexual tension in car exhausts, grilled cheese sandwiches, and even in socks...

1. The penis was inserted into the vagina briskly 2. Man 1: "David is such a vagina" Man 2: "I believe the term is 'cunt'" Man 1: "SAME SHIT, DIFFERENT SMELL" 3. I swear that piece of raw meat was vagina...my mistake

Author: Dee.Vee. Stewie http://vagina.urbanup.com/3803875
93. (vagina) (8↑, 16↓)
are you seriously looking up the word vagina? and you're on urban dictionary, at least look up "pussy" or something along those lines. you can use a regular dictionary for the word vagina

Someone who I hope walks in right as you're reading this- "Are you seriously loooking up the word vagina on urban dictionary?"

94. (Vagina) (9↑, 17↓)
The thing teenage boys think about most of the day; A cure for the melancholy; a way to express dominance over the female race which is tantamount to rape.

Vagina\!\!\! -Screams uncontrollably- I think it's time for my daily dose of vagina\! I'm gonna teach that bitches vagina a lesson...

95. (Vagina) (18↑, 26↓)
A place some of you never will visit (maybe if you pay for it)

"That guy will never enter a vagina"

96. (vagina) (50↑, 58↓)
The Vagina is a mythical creature that is rumored too live between a woman's legs.

"There have been several vagina sightings in the past year, but so far none have been proved conclusively as evidence towards the existence of vaginas."

97. (vagina) (124↑, 132↓)
a sensitive spot between female thighs [pussy] opening for a man to stick his [dick] inside until he is satisfied

Dude, she has one hot vagina\!

98. (vagina) (61↑, 70↓)
The box the penis comes in. Women who give birth to more than 3 kids believe its another word for clown car. first two points of contact for a SHOCKER. The place where men spend 9 months trying to leave and the rest of their lives trying to get back into.

Her Vagina was so tight she only gave birth to paper dolls. Her Vagina was so big there were bats hanging from her clitoris. Her Vagina smelled so bad that a CSI team wouldnt go near it.

Author: Freakyfast95gts http://vagina.urbanup.com/2569832
99. (Vagina) (5↑, 15↓)
the term Vagina was first used by the greek mathemtician "Gladius" when he was washing the dishes in 876 BC. In latin, vagina means sheath or scabbard. Vaginas lubricate during sexual intercourse, which makes sex pleasureable. It is the name given to the female genertalia. Other variations of vagina include, Pussy, Cunt or Douche.

You grandmothers comming over in a minute, and you dont want your brother, Henry Rawlinson, to see your vagina do you?

Author: eh erm eh erm http://vagina.urbanup.com/4456863
100. (Vagina) (6↑, 17↓)
The place you came out of if you are a human. Or any other mammal for that matter... The hole in a woman also known as a va-jay-jay.

Mom: Boy\! You came out of my vagina, you better clean your room\! Boy: Alllriiiight woman\!

101. (vagina) (17↑, 28↓)
A WOMENS DIAMOND.

BOY:I WANT TO SEE UR DIAMOND.(vagina) GIRL:MY VAJAYJAY? OKAYY(= then let me see your pearls. BOY: my ballsackk,? lettss gett iitt ONN.\!

102. (Vagina) (2↑, 14↓)
Stop looking this up. That's what [Paypal]and internet porn are for.

Stop looking up Vagina or I'll turn you inside out so you look like one.

103. (vagina) (15↑, 27↓)
a pit of financial ruin

I would be a very rich man if it wasn't for vagina...

104. (vagina) (87↑, 99↓)
What Fat Bastard's neck looks like.

Unfortunately, my neck does look like a vagina.

Author: poooooooooop stain http://vagina.urbanup.com/1956318
105. (Vagina) (9↑, 22↓)
A homosexual male who acts like a girl and is overtly femminine.

Brandon is such a vagina, he wears mascara and tight ass jeans he got from his sister.

Author: Sally Mae Sue Ruth http://vagina.urbanup.com/4405787
106. (vagina) (60↑, 74↓)
An insult at times, but luckily there is a quick and witty comeback for such terms.

Idiot: You my good sir are a vagina. Smart Kid: Why yes, that is true\! You know what they say: you are what you eat\!

107. (Vagina) (8↑, 23↓)
If you got here because you don't have it's what you'll never get. If you got here because your curious then why not go ask your mom?

Random guy with no life on the internet: man ill never see a vagina thats not by a slut with a web cam

108. (Vagina) (16↑, 31↓)
The box a penis comes in.

A vagina is the best box to wrap your penis in.

Author: A.L.C. Wright http://vagina.urbanup.com/3275197
109. (vagina) (12↑, 28↓)
The closest thing to warm apple pie. Sometimes it doesn't taste as sweet as apple pie though.

Your moms vagina felt and tasted like warm apple pie.

110. (Vagina) (8↑, 26↓)
An Inverted penis. Adam kicked Eve so hard her penis inverted. That's why its a hole now.

Julie stuck her hand in her pussy and pulled out her long lost penis. Like your mother always told you about your balls,"They're like your keys, even if you can't put your finger on them. You know they gotta be somewhere. Vagina

111. (Vagina) (11↑, 29↓)
What is initially needed for the person who searched this word.

Tom: Hey guys haha I just searched vagina\!\!\! Tim: Wow you're a douche. Ty: Better yet, a vagina\!\!\!\!\!

Author: Your Grandfathers Son http://vagina.urbanup.com/3835298
112. (Vagina) (17↑, 35↓)
The Holy Of Holies\!

In Jewish folklor the vagina was known as the holy of holies

113. (vagina) (20↑, 38↓)
1. The canal where the penis is put in, eggs and vaginal dischage come out of. 2. Sex object required in order to reproduce.

1. I put my penis in her vagina and she was soaking wet by the end. 2. I need a vagina in order to make a child.

Author: giggity giggity goo http://vagina.urbanup.com/2949891
114. (Vagina) (74↑, 92↓)
Courage, guts, nerve.

"You don't have the vagina to stand up for yourself."

115. (Vagina) (14↑, 33↓)
The natural habitat for centipedes.

"Eww, I have centipede in my vagina" "and?"

116. (Vagina) (72↑, 91↓)
The female sex organ.....(LITERALLY)

I had a seisure when i saw her Vagina

Author: A Hily Egukated monkey http://vagina.urbanup.com/88065
117. (Vagina) (3↑, 25↓)
The Woman's black hole

that vagina just swallowed yet another tampon

118. (Vagina) (16↑, 38↓)
The scariest thing on a woman's body.

That vagina almost ate me\!

119. (vagina) (26↑, 49↓)
adj. 1.another word for awsome, cool, rad, fantastic 2.something you do

i feel so vagina right now; im so vagina; my vagina is lonely, please do it.

Author: dicky normaus http://vagina.urbanup.com/2577926
120. (Vagina) (75↑, 99↓)
A yucky icky futile sex organ that gets all soggy when its hungry and bleeds for 6 days without dying\!

The vagina defiles the rules put out in predator... If it bleeds we could kill it\!

121. (vagina) (15↑, 40↓)
An acidic wormhole to another dimension. It also has fangs.

Did your phone get sucked up in your vagina again?

Author: fireguardiancoty http://vagina.urbanup.com/3230305
122. (Vagina) (12↑, 39↓)
An equivalent word used to mean BALLS.

"You don't have the vagina to stand up for yourself."

123. (vagina) (18↑, 47↓)
[pussy] [cunt] [penis] [sex] [twat] [snatch] [cooter box] [muff] [dick] [beaver] [clit] [poon] [fanny] [cooch] [cock] [coochie] [ass] [hole] [gash] [vag] [fuck] [poontang] [slit] [anus] [cum] [bitch] [labia] [minge] [bearded clam] [clitoris] [woman] [slut] [quim] [vulva] [fish] [whore] [female] [crotch] [cum dumpster] [balls] [snapper] [fish taco] [fuckhole] [orgasm] [love box] [tuna] [cunny] [meat wallet] [anal] [katy] [beaver]

A vagina is a mans best friend

124. (vagina) (87↑, 116↓)
Sexual organ of a married woman often wrongfully referred as "pussy"

I haven't had pussy in seven years\! I've had vagina. I hate vagina\! I came out of a vagina; and as soon as I got out, I said: "man, I have to get me some pussy\!" (...) married women don't have pussies; married women have vaginas. – Chris Rock's words about the fact that nothing gets you ready for marriage

125. (vagina) (11↑, 41↓)
1)once a month is the sorce of a womans "bitchy" bahavior and sexual setbacks this is commonly referd to as their period.

"when the river flows it flows red" -DH

126. (vagina) (5↑, 38↓)
used in a [sarcastic] response to a [whiner].

whiner: here's how my day went. first, i didn't hear my alarm clock go off & was 10 minutes late to work. then when i got there all the coffee was gone & i had to make a new pot, which took another 5 minutes away from my day. then the boss had me do this really [lame] project that wasted the majority of my time & i never got to my real work. then when i got off work, i had to go to the store because i didn't have anything to eat in the [fridge]. now i'm talking to you, using up my peak time on my [cell]. that's how my day's been\! response: really? well my vagina hurts too\!

127. (vagina) (25↑, 59↓)
a bottomless whole often 3 to 12 inches in diameter and can wield a sword if it is taught properly at a young age, and can also breathe fire if the "Sumerian gods" allow the giant locusts to grant such permission; similar to a warlock and the grand canyon

That vagina is scary, it can wield a sword and breathe fire.

128. (Vagina) (57↑, 93↓)
Vagina:Noun(Vuh-JYE-nuh) A woodland creature the size of an antelope but much smaller. Covered from head to toe in shag carpeting, it is capable of moving at speeds of over two miles per hour. Over time it has evolved the hind legs of a steam shovel. A timid creature, it is rarely seen during the day. At night it ventures forth, using its long proboscis to seek out nourishment. It feeds exclusively on honey.

Me and Jimbo went'a Vagina huntin' the other day...

129. (vagina) (18↑, 56↓)
what you are allowed to symbolically brand men who do girly things

Steve: Well I was hoping to get a small Toyota Camry, basically stock for the gas mileage. John: STFU you get 2 vaginas for that

Author: Bob Saccameno http://vagina.urbanup.com/2340035
130. (vagina) (44↑, 86↓)
the thing between my legs. a bird which can flap it's wings and fly away at any time.

1. gimme a kiss on the lips. 3. the vagina felt so empty. 2. addam was feeling bored, until eve came along and he poked fun at her. 3. stick it. "she was shopping for cucombers the other day."

131. (Vagina) (44↑, 89↓)
Why are you looking up 'vagina' on urban dictionary? So immature.

Get your mind out of the gutter. and quit looking up vagina.

132. (vagina) (38↑, 83↓)
A Box a Penis Cums in\!

I stuck my dick in her vagina and in 10 seconds it made me cum\!

133. (Vagina) (15↑, 61↓)
The box nuts come in.

what did your nuts come in last night? a vagina

Author: kream the vanilla dream http://vagina.urbanup.com/2846128
134. (vagina) (10↑, 60↓)
if ur looking up vagina you infact are a vagina

i am a vagina, i smell

135. (vagina) (12↑, 63↓)
sissy boy, faggot, punk. usually said to someone who is scared, another way/"nicer way" of calling someone a pussy.

•ok. ok il do it, •hell no not me\! •aww your such a vagina\!

136. (Vagina) (42↑, 98↓)
The Box the Penis cum's in.

The human vagina is an elastic muscular tube about 4 inches (100 mm) long and 1 inch (25 mm) in diameter .The inside of the vagina is usually pink. The penis (plural penises, penes) is an external male sexual organ.

137. (vagina) (50↑, 113↓)
A Hairy little beast that crawls up your on your face and eats ya tounge out\!

Whats the matter cat got your tongue? No a Vagina actually.

Author: Hando Everygood http://vagina.urbanup.com/2023970
138. (vagina) (11↑, 81↓)
The piece of skin that makes one unintelligent.

omg you have a vagina? i knew there was a reason why i was better then you

Author: Jew Kosher Crew http://vagina.urbanup.com/2163105
139. (vagina) (42↑, 113↓)
Something Tewkesbury will never get.

Tewkesbury will attempt at getting some vagina, but he will fail miserablly...

140. (vagina) (31↑, 109↓)
Something that females have that make them retarded and makes them not make sense. Can also make them a bitch once a month. Doesnt apply to all

This is how some humans with vaginas act: Man:Hey honey i love you Woman:I HATE YOU GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME *1 hour later* Woman:I'm sorry

141. (vagina) (23↑, 101↓)
a synonym for cell phone.

-Let there be light\! -Augh, get your vagina out of my face\!

Author: NotSylvieAtAll http://vagina.urbanup.com/2901015
142. (vagina) (61↑, 141↓)
1. A burial hole for deceased elves that looks like the mouth of the alien from the Arnold Schwarzenegger film "The Predator."

1.King Solomon fished out of the vagina because he fancied an imaginary fuck. 2.Teddy bear wore a vagina mask to scare little Andy into dirtying his breeches.

Author: Lilmisspissypants http://vagina.urbanup.com/1674832
143. (vagina) (85↑, 168↓)
A girl's sexual organ that we dirty men can get thier penises in

"Oh johnny, i love the way you stick your penis in my vagina" "Hey jane, you love the way i stick my penis in your vagina, so we make babies".

144. (vagina) (121↑, 222↓)
Used for sex, oral sex, squeezing out a baby and spreading genital herpies

I shoved my dick in her vagina after I orally stimulated it and gave her my herpies, then in 9 months a baby popped out.

145. (VAGINA) (53↑, 187↓)
Very Amazing Goodies In North America

VAGINA is that North American pussy, excluding Canada, Greenland, Hawaii, Mexico and the Central American countries.

Related: pussy, sex, cunt, penis, dick, twat, vag, cock, ass, fuck, snatch, cum, clit, bitch, anus, cooter, anal, whore, box, slut, balls, shit, muff, fanny, woman, beaver, girl, female, poon, gay, cooch, asshole, labia, period, minge, hole, clitoris, poop, gash, boobs
Last updated: 2012.02.29

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